You’re a smooth operator. You can talk the wool off a sheep’s back… nice sweater, BTW.
You wear your frothy merits on your sleeve and it shows (BTW, it’s OK to use a napkin every once in a while).
You’re a rebel without a straw. Will you go frothy or smooth? It’s tough to anticipate your moves. Unless you go every other. Then, not so much.
You run into an ex-classmate at the mall. You have no memory of them whatsoever.How do you keep it real?
Somebody waves at you. You wave back. They weren’t waving at you.How do you keep it real?
You find yourself in a hotel elevator with a celebrity.How do you keep it real?
You have just been cornered at a party by what may just be the most uninteresting person in the world.How do you keep it real?
You just received a call from a telemarketer on your cell phone. On your cell phone!How do you keep it real?
You put your arm around the waist of your significant other at a wedding. That is not your significant other.How do you keep it real?
You just finished a meal at a restaurant and realize you forgot your wallet.How do you keep it real?
You just said your goodbyes to a colleague. Now you’re both exiting in the same direction.How do you keep it real?
You just realized that no gifts, please was not meant to be taken literally.How do you keep it real?
You’ve been seated on an airplane next to the most talkative passenger in the history of aviation.How do you keep it real?